Beth's Quote of the Week

So one of my teammates, Beth, is known for making some really blond remarks. The last week's and this week's quotes are no exceptions.

Week One: On the road to Gulf Port, we decided to play Guess My Animal. Beth thinks she has this game figured out and picks an animal for us to guess.
First question: "does it have four legs?"
Beth: "Ummmm... well.... yeah. yeah... I think so."
Second question: "Does is live in the jungle"
Beth: "Ummm... I don't think I want to play this any more."
Me: "What?! You don't even know the animal you chose?!"
Beth: "Well... I give up. It was a panda!"
Me: "....Beth... Pandas have four legs. It's a bear. Panda Bear...."
Beth: "Ooooooo I thought they just sit or stand there with big arms!"

Now whenever she says something I remind her she thought a panda had 2 legs and then whatever she states is null.

Yesterday (Week Two):

Driving to one of the monuments outside the park, we passed several fields and at least two people said "wow! look at all that cotton!"
About 5mins later Beth chimes in "What are all those flowers?!"
Everyone in the van "Beth that's Cotton!!!"
Beth: "Oooooo... ha ha"

Keep up the good work Beth!